Patio Bar Anyone?
Thursday, June 30, 2005
Ummm... no Mr. Heinken.... I only had two officers tonight!
Me, A Stripper and A Psychic
Sunday, June 26, 2005
No, this is not the beginning of a joke!
I’m glad I haven’t lost my touch in meeting different, yet wonderful people! I met up with two friends for drinks… a ripper and a psychic! It was a hilarious time catching up on the happenings in each others lives.
The ripper I haven’t seen in ages… back in the day when my x-b/f was a DJ in a stripper's club, and the psychic is a new friend. Even the waitress found our conversations to be funny and joined in. Well, was she in for a HUGE revelation! It still surprises me to find some girls are so naïve when it comes to guys. Guys will be guys, and guys do go to strip clubs, and they do visit the VIP lounge area and shell out $20 bills over and over again for a stripper to rub her tits, ass and cha-cha on them. If a stripper is good and it’s a busy night, she can go home with $$$ A LOT... ever after she pays off the club owner! And a guy can be easily persuaded to lose over $200! Dishing out that kind of cash isn’t hard…the songs in the VIP lounge are guaranteed to be short and it’s the stripper’s job to keep them back there and wanting more for as long as she can. Well, the waitress was in shock I guess. Listen sweetie, its better that you deal with this now, rather than later! Wouldn’t you rather have your boyfriend be HONEST with you than lie about where he’s going? It’s all about trust! If that isn’t broken, you have nothing to worry about.
I’ve always been understanding about a lot of things when it comes to guys and especially b/f’s… BUT, I’m definitely NO FOOL! I’d rather know that my b/f is going there, than have him lie that he doesn’t ever go. There’s a lot more flirting and questionable behaviour that goes on in dance clubs than strip clubs.
And yes sweetie, there is flirting going on in there! However, as long as your b/f has his pants zipped and his hands to himself… you’ve got nothing to worry about. One of the biggest turn-offs is a ranting and jealous partner! My friend is talented at dancing and stripping… damn, she can turn me on!! ;p But, she knows where to draw the line with guys at the club.
Well, after that learning experience, sweetie left and we continued our conversation.
The pshyic is one of the most interesting women I’ve ever met. She read for me once, and I’m still freaked over what she can do with her gift. Yes, I call it a gift… she is the REAL THING and very good at what she does. Its amusing listening to her describe what some people openly confess to her… (of course, no names are mentioned). As she describes, at times... it’s just TMI!
So, we laughed, we cried, we drank ourselves retarded!
I’m glad I haven’t lost my touch in meeting different, yet wonderful people! I met up with two friends for drinks… a ripper and a psychic! It was a hilarious time catching up on the happenings in each others lives.
The ripper I haven’t seen in ages… back in the day when my x-b/f was a DJ in a stripper's club, and the psychic is a new friend. Even the waitress found our conversations to be funny and joined in. Well, was she in for a HUGE revelation! It still surprises me to find some girls are so naïve when it comes to guys. Guys will be guys, and guys do go to strip clubs, and they do visit the VIP lounge area and shell out $20 bills over and over again for a stripper to rub her tits, ass and cha-cha on them. If a stripper is good and it’s a busy night, she can go home with $$$ A LOT... ever after she pays off the club owner! And a guy can be easily persuaded to lose over $200! Dishing out that kind of cash isn’t hard…the songs in the VIP lounge are guaranteed to be short and it’s the stripper’s job to keep them back there and wanting more for as long as she can. Well, the waitress was in shock I guess. Listen sweetie, its better that you deal with this now, rather than later! Wouldn’t you rather have your boyfriend be HONEST with you than lie about where he’s going? It’s all about trust! If that isn’t broken, you have nothing to worry about.
I’ve always been understanding about a lot of things when it comes to guys and especially b/f’s… BUT, I’m definitely NO FOOL! I’d rather know that my b/f is going there, than have him lie that he doesn’t ever go. There’s a lot more flirting and questionable behaviour that goes on in dance clubs than strip clubs.
And yes sweetie, there is flirting going on in there! However, as long as your b/f has his pants zipped and his hands to himself… you’ve got nothing to worry about. One of the biggest turn-offs is a ranting and jealous partner! My friend is talented at dancing and stripping… damn, she can turn me on!! ;p But, she knows where to draw the line with guys at the club.
Well, after that learning experience, sweetie left and we continued our conversation.
The pshyic is one of the most interesting women I’ve ever met. She read for me once, and I’m still freaked over what she can do with her gift. Yes, I call it a gift… she is the REAL THING and very good at what she does. Its amusing listening to her describe what some people openly confess to her… (of course, no names are mentioned). As she describes, at times... it’s just TMI!
So, we laughed, we cried, we drank ourselves retarded!
Do You Ever Get That Feeling…
Monday, June 20, 2005
You're just a nuisance and waste of time. Nothing you do or say is right, and you seem to just annoy people. Whenever you do get a chance to add your opinion… it really doesn’t add any value or isn’t helpful at all… or just plain stupid! This is pretty much how this weekend went for me. And, I didn’t get a chance to see my BF (a few hours together would have been really great… a romp would have been even BETTER!!) He's been stressed about his business, mainly the pressure of selling a certain quota of machines to potential customers and dealing with a competitor… when he gets this way, he just wants to be alone. I don’t blame him for being this way… this is his living. I just have to remember…when I think I’m being helpful or useful, I’M NOT! He’s clever and bright enough to solve his own problems… I’m sure he doesn’t need my pointless opinion. Perhaps one day, he’ll know I’m his BIGGEST FAN!
I know I’m being too harsh, but I just get that feeling some days.
I know that when I get this way, a long drive helps (usually, I go to an area in T.O. that I’m not familiar with and try to get myself lost by driving around in unfamiliar neighbourhoods…it gets my mind off of things). Last night, I ended up at the gym – working out made me feel a bit better but later on, I couldn’t sleep! So… there I was again thinking how much of a pain in the ass I am… *tear*. I should have smoked a cigarette… at least I would have had a buzz from it.
I know I’m being too harsh, but I just get that feeling some days.
I know that when I get this way, a long drive helps (usually, I go to an area in T.O. that I’m not familiar with and try to get myself lost by driving around in unfamiliar neighbourhoods…it gets my mind off of things). Last night, I ended up at the gym – working out made me feel a bit better but later on, I couldn’t sleep! So… there I was again thinking how much of a pain in the ass I am… *tear*. I should have smoked a cigarette… at least I would have had a buzz from it.
The Most Embarrassing CD/Cassette or Vinyl You Purchased (ahem... or was given to you as a GIFT!)
Sunday, June 19, 2005
These can fall into two different categories:
1.) Stuff from when we were little/impressionable (which shouldn't count).
2.) Albums from when we should've known better...
1.) Stuff from when we were little/impressionable (which shouldn't count).
2.) Albums from when we should've known better...
These are my confessions:
- Ace of Base - The Sign. It's kind of a guilty pleasure, but i admit is embarrassing...
- C & C Music Factory....sigh.
- Eiffel 65, "Europop" - (I'm blue, la-ba-dee-dah-ba-dah, la-be-dee-dah-be-dah... I have a blue house with a blue window...) - I'm sooo ashamed!
- HIStory: Volume 1" by Micheal Jackson. Boy, was that a bad idea. Although it's probably worth something on eBay now.
- Marky Marky and the Funky Bunch
- Acqua - Aquarium
- Janet Jackson - Rhythm Nation
- Duran Duran - no-no-notorious
- WHAM - Wake me Up before you go-go
- Platinum Blonde - one of the band members lived on my street...
- The Spoons - it was a gift!
- Air Supply
The list goes on and on...
However, in redeeming myself.. I've become a huge fan of a psychobilly puck rock band called The Matadors
Triumph the Insult Dod vs Michael Jackson Supporters
Thursday, June 16, 2005
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog paid a visit to the Michael Jackson trial and talked with some of Jacko's supporters. You can probably guess what happened.
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2672935
I can't belive that people have assembled ONCE AGAIN from all over the world, joined together by a common disconnect with reality and absence of logic.... just plain stupidity!
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2672935
I can't belive that people have assembled ONCE AGAIN from all over the world, joined together by a common disconnect with reality and absence of logic.... just plain stupidity!
Going Apeshit
Tuesday, June 14, 2005
It drives me apeshit when I don't feel other people are valuing my time. I won't tolerate people being late to meetings, I won't sit in a meeting that isn't productive (yes, I will get up and leave) and I don't mess with the time of others. At the same time, I will and can be VERY patient if I feel that something is worth waiting for - in both business and personal. I guess I just have a clearly developed sense of that worth!
My 'Shocker' (not THAT shocker) at Deerhurst Resort
Monday, June 13, 2005
While I was enjoying a juicy hamburger with a very, very dear friend... he tells me that he's getting re-married! I was extremely happy for him... but my first response was... WHY?
He's been a widower for 7+ years now.. he's really handsome and looks younger than he really is, has two grown and married children and 4 grandchildren. He's very active in sports and has, by what he's told me, a very active social life.
His answer was simple.... he made the decision that he did want to lose what he had, even though, perhaps he could have found someone else.... or simply went on dating other women.
I reminded him of a conversation we had many, many years ago... that 'whenever' I got married, he would be the next man that I would dance with after my father. It seems that I will be attending HIS wedding.
It's funny how life turms out. Mine is just... well, kinda sad.
He's been a widower for 7+ years now.. he's really handsome and looks younger than he really is, has two grown and married children and 4 grandchildren. He's very active in sports and has, by what he's told me, a very active social life.
His answer was simple.... he made the decision that he did want to lose what he had, even though, perhaps he could have found someone else.... or simply went on dating other women.
I reminded him of a conversation we had many, many years ago... that 'whenever' I got married, he would be the next man that I would dance with after my father. It seems that I will be attending HIS wedding.
It's funny how life turms out. Mine is just... well, kinda sad.
Water Sports??
Sunday, June 12, 2005
On two different occasions, I’ve both read and listened to the topic of peeing on each other for sexual pleasure... I JUST DON’T GET IT!!
How does someone figure out that being pissed on turns them on instead of (no pun intended) pissing them off. I mean, you don’t just wake up one morning with a throbbing hard-on from the thought of a woman hoisting her leg and dousing you with funk-smelling amber fluid, do you? I’d wager that, unlike hetero or homosexuality, you’re not born liking to be peed on. So how do you discover it? Is it a porno-driven fantasy thing? What’s the appeal of warm piss on your naked flesh? Hell, my niece and nephew have peed on me (two different situations) and neither struck me as particularly enjoyable.
Is it a case where the humiliation of peeing oneself while growing up morphs into a sexual obsession in adulthood? And why is it necessary to have someone else administer the urine; why not pee on yourself.
If pissing turns you on, how do you use a public restroom with out getting off? What is it about urine coming into contact with your skin that is so enticing that you’d request it? Whipped cream, chocolate syrup, ice or even melted candle wax on your skin, I understand… but PEE? It’s one those foul substances your body excretes for a reason. Wherein lies the thrill of coming into contact with?
So many questions…
I still haven’t stopped giggling, because in my mind, it just slid quickly past ‘gross’ right smack into ‘incredibly fucking absurd’ and is therefore highly amusing.
And of course, there is a community for people who enjoy Golden Showers: http://www.improvingsex.com/articles/alternative/golden.showers.htm
How does someone figure out that being pissed on turns them on instead of (no pun intended) pissing them off. I mean, you don’t just wake up one morning with a throbbing hard-on from the thought of a woman hoisting her leg and dousing you with funk-smelling amber fluid, do you? I’d wager that, unlike hetero or homosexuality, you’re not born liking to be peed on. So how do you discover it? Is it a porno-driven fantasy thing? What’s the appeal of warm piss on your naked flesh? Hell, my niece and nephew have peed on me (two different situations) and neither struck me as particularly enjoyable.
Is it a case where the humiliation of peeing oneself while growing up morphs into a sexual obsession in adulthood? And why is it necessary to have someone else administer the urine; why not pee on yourself.
If pissing turns you on, how do you use a public restroom with out getting off? What is it about urine coming into contact with your skin that is so enticing that you’d request it? Whipped cream, chocolate syrup, ice or even melted candle wax on your skin, I understand… but PEE? It’s one those foul substances your body excretes for a reason. Wherein lies the thrill of coming into contact with?
So many questions…
I still haven’t stopped giggling, because in my mind, it just slid quickly past ‘gross’ right smack into ‘incredibly fucking absurd’ and is therefore highly amusing.
And of course, there is a community for people who enjoy Golden Showers: http://www.improvingsex.com/articles/alternative/golden.showers.htm
My Replacement Modem Finally Arrived
Monday, June 06, 2005
I was really tired of calling Sympatico once a week regarding my interent connection. This one seems to work just fine... so far!! We shall see.
By the way, if you have the need to call them, trust me - talk to a GUY. The woman I talked to last time, I was ready to kill after 5 minutes!!