Cookie BJ
Monday, May 09, 2005
PORN BREAD???
You gotta check out: http://www.porn-bread.com/bukkake.htm
Look at the SMILE on Mr. Gingerbread man!! I had no idea dessert could perform such excellent fellatio! THAT, my friends is the perfect meld of "hilarious" and "fucked-up".
A man dies and goes to hell...
Sunday, May 01, 2005
A man dies and goes to hell. Satan tells him that he'll be shown three rooms, and whichever room he chooses will be his home for all eternity. In the first room, thousands of people are screaming in the agony of endless burning flame. The man asks to see the second room. In the second room, thousands of people are being rent limb from limb by horrible instruments of torture. The man asks to see the third room. In the third room, thousands of people are standing around drinking coffee while raw sewage laps around their knees. "I'll take this room," says the man. Whereupon Satan yells out to the crowd, "Okay, coffee break's over! Everybody back on your head!"