Do I Know You??
Tuesday, January 31, 2006
I had an odd moment in line for lunch this afternoon.
The guy in front of me looked really familiar. I could swear I was in seventh or eighth grade with him. So, I’m looking at this guy, thinking that if I did in fact go to school with him, it was when I was thirteen or fourteen, and I’m mentally trying to figure out his name. ‘I think it was Joseph,’ I think to myself.
He had his ID card clipped to his belt… I could hardlt make out the first name, but it did look like a Joe and the last name started with the initial: P – which was the initial Joseph’s last name started with. Now I am really curious and I tell myself that I have to go home and check out the old class group photos.
I still haven’t located my old photos, but I’m pretty sure I don’t have one going as far back as seventh grade. I guess some questions are never meant to be answered.
Now, you might be asking yourselves why I didn’t just ask the dude where he was from, and whether it was possible that he did in fact go to the same grade school as I did (at least for that year). Let’s break it down:
1. I look like ass today. There, I said it.
2. I was a complete dork back then, and I don’t want to let on that I haven’t changed all that much ;)
So, to sum up - some guy I may or may not have known in seventh grade works somewhere in my building. So it may or may not be a small world.
Ah, memories! :P
The guy in front of me looked really familiar. I could swear I was in seventh or eighth grade with him. So, I’m looking at this guy, thinking that if I did in fact go to school with him, it was when I was thirteen or fourteen, and I’m mentally trying to figure out his name. ‘I think it was Joseph,’ I think to myself.
He had his ID card clipped to his belt… I could hardlt make out the first name, but it did look like a Joe and the last name started with the initial: P – which was the initial Joseph’s last name started with. Now I am really curious and I tell myself that I have to go home and check out the old class group photos.
I still haven’t located my old photos, but I’m pretty sure I don’t have one going as far back as seventh grade. I guess some questions are never meant to be answered.
Now, you might be asking yourselves why I didn’t just ask the dude where he was from, and whether it was possible that he did in fact go to the same grade school as I did (at least for that year). Let’s break it down:
1. I look like ass today. There, I said it.
2. I was a complete dork back then, and I don’t want to let on that I haven’t changed all that much ;)
So, to sum up - some guy I may or may not have known in seventh grade works somewhere in my building. So it may or may not be a small world.
Ah, memories! :P
Your Nose Doesn't Belong There!
Saturday, January 21, 2006
When the day starts BAD, it ends BAD!
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
I didn’t wake up on the wrong side of the bed.
I didn’t curse out the bad drivers on the way to work.
But my bitch-mode was full on at 9:30am. I tried not to snap at random people just because they happen to exist today however, if I had a sling shot with me in the boardroom during my meeting this morning… I would have used it.
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I didn’t curse out the bad drivers on the way to work.
But my bitch-mode was full on at 9:30am. I tried not to snap at random people just because they happen to exist today however, if I had a sling shot with me in the boardroom during my meeting this morning… I would have used it.
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One More Benefit!
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Recently, I have been drinking a daily dose of wheatgrass juice. It is amazing…both in its lousy taste and its great benefits to your body. I’d like to add one more item the list… GAWD does it make me HORNY!!!!
Wheatgrass juice is the pure juice that is extracted from the wheatgrass pulp that human bodies can not digest. The juice consists of 70% chlorophyll and active enzymes, vitamins and nutrients. What are the medical benefits of Wheatgrass Juice consumption to the human body?
Wheatgrass Juice which contains chlorophyll, enzymes, vitamins and nutrients has been linked to many medical benefits. Some of those benefits are listed below:
* Increases hemoglobin production
* Rebuilds the blood stream
* Improves the body's ability to heal wounds
* Purifies the Blood
* Creates an unfavorable environment for unfriendly bacteria growth
* Washes drug deposits from the body
* Neutralizes toxins and carcinogens in the body
* Helps purify the liver
* Improves blood sugar disorders
* Keeps hair from graying
* Improves digestion
* Removes heavy metals from the body
* Reduces high blood pressure
* Aids in the prevention and curing of cancer
* By taking wheatgrass juice, one may feel a difference in strength, endurance, health, and spirituality, and experience a sense of well-being.
* PLUS, at least for me… wet and horny!
Wheatgrass juice is the pure juice that is extracted from the wheatgrass pulp that human bodies can not digest. The juice consists of 70% chlorophyll and active enzymes, vitamins and nutrients. What are the medical benefits of Wheatgrass Juice consumption to the human body?
Wheatgrass Juice which contains chlorophyll, enzymes, vitamins and nutrients has been linked to many medical benefits. Some of those benefits are listed below:
* Increases hemoglobin production
* Rebuilds the blood stream
* Improves the body's ability to heal wounds
* Purifies the Blood
* Creates an unfavorable environment for unfriendly bacteria growth
* Washes drug deposits from the body
* Neutralizes toxins and carcinogens in the body
* Helps purify the liver
* Improves blood sugar disorders
* Keeps hair from graying
* Improves digestion
* Removes heavy metals from the body
* Reduces high blood pressure
* Aids in the prevention and curing of cancer
* By taking wheatgrass juice, one may feel a difference in strength, endurance, health, and spirituality, and experience a sense of well-being.
* PLUS, at least for me… wet and horny!
What Time Is It?
Tuesday, January 03, 2006
No matter how many times I tell myself that I’m going online “just to check my mail”, I get sucked in by whatever I’m doing and have no sense of time until it’s hours later and I am way past the time I planned to start reading, watching, cleaning, or else.
Sometimes I feel like I need to distract myself from the thoughts in my head. Maybe that’s why I spend hours on the computer. If I’m reading blogs or playing games or watching movies or reading books, my mind is occupied and I don’t have to think about where I am in life and whether or not it’s where I’m supposed to be.
I realize that comes off as really depressing, neurotic and yes, a bit insecure, which was not my intention.
I find myself wanting a little more than what I have.. to have more money, to get a different job, to have bigger boobs, to become prettier, to become smarter and to become tougher - mentally that is!! I mean, seeing a beautiful young woman walk out of your boyfriends vehicle and noticing on his phone bills that they call eachother frequently too... really knocks your self confidence. And so, you pick yourself up again, dust yourself off and deal with it.
I hope everyone has a fantastic year... especially those that I Love!
Sometimes I feel like I need to distract myself from the thoughts in my head. Maybe that’s why I spend hours on the computer. If I’m reading blogs or playing games or watching movies or reading books, my mind is occupied and I don’t have to think about where I am in life and whether or not it’s where I’m supposed to be.
I realize that comes off as really depressing, neurotic and yes, a bit insecure, which was not my intention.
I find myself wanting a little more than what I have.. to have more money, to get a different job, to have bigger boobs, to become prettier, to become smarter and to become tougher - mentally that is!! I mean, seeing a beautiful young woman walk out of your boyfriends vehicle and noticing on his phone bills that they call eachother frequently too... really knocks your self confidence. And so, you pick yourself up again, dust yourself off and deal with it.
I hope everyone has a fantastic year... especially those that I Love!